Thursday, October 30, 2008

Thursday Thirteen~ Thirteen Halloween Groaners

Being the mother of 4 I get to hear alot of these. THought i would share they are the groan with an eyeroll but still gets a smile.

1.What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi

2.What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Spare ribs

3.What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You look boo-tiful tonight

4.What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I'm bone to be wild!

5.What kind of makeup do goblins wear?

6.What can't you give the headless horseman?
A headache

7.Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.

8.Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend.

9.What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

10. Why did the cheerleaders move into a haunted house?
They heard it had spirit.

11. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite!

12. How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting for two hours.

13. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos

Happy Halloween!!

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